what the flip is going on here?

I've entered into a state of confusion. Maybe because of the numerous Red Stripe beers I've slugged down this evening. Maybe because my skateboard popped up and hit me directly in my calf muscle and it has been throbbing ever since. I'm just confused, with life, her, money (althought I don't really care about money), everything is kind of jumbled up. I guess we all just want to be wanted.