Let's celebrate Festivus together

Ok, so I don't really celebrate Festivus, the holiday for the rest of us. I am merely just a fan on Seinfeld. I am, however, an advocate of treating each other nicely. While December, the greatest month of all, is the only month people are consistently nice to each other and it should be more often, I'll take it. We should learn from the Christmas of 2008. While we are all broke and trying to conserve as much money as possible, we are still spending money on the people that are closest to us. Why? Because we love them and we want them to know that we haven't forgotten about them. It has never been about the money or the material items. For all I know, I will not be receiving a thing. I am perfectly okay with that. My gift to myself is to live free. And its just that. Free. For others, I'll get them something because they deserve it. I rarely have money to toss around for other people since I have bill and other personal expenses, so this is the time where I say forget responsibilities and all of the sort. I don't care if I don't get those special people something that they had their heart set on. I just want to see them smile with a good memory. That's my method with everyone, from family to friends to women to strangers. I won't give you something of material or anything physical but I will definitely try to make a moment as memorable as possible. So for this Christmas, since Uncle Sam has our pockets in the Walls Of Jericho (Jerichoholics, Unite!), make the extra effort to make this holiday time as memorable as possible. Remember that even without endless funds, you still had a great time with the ones you truly cherish.

And for those that care, you can get me the following:
1. A Thrasher magazine hoody (not the one with the pentagram)
2. DVS Munition CT black/orange (I wear a size 13)
3. A guitar
4. Boxers
5. Socks
6. Undershirts
7. The woman that I covet, not any of these boring chicks that seem to like me.

I know I will not get these from other people, I just wanted the dozen people out there to know what I wanted.